I Heart Beer

Lost in a daze of confusion. Vantage was a brilliant escape to clarity. Floating. Like giant fluffy bloated clouds along a bright landscape dotted with sage and sand. It was hardly a place to take seriously. Orange lizards jumped around the hot rocky spree like kernels of popcorn on a hot plate. I was excited to touch real rock. It was silent. The feathers were a blur, and the mascot was a portly fellow who looked tired and greeted the new arrivals with a red plastic keg cup and a stretched out blue t-shirt with white letters that spelled out the phrase “I heart beer”. In closing, Vantage was the right choice.


Rob on a 5.10a mixed route.


Mel stays 'cool' on the beginning of the world's 'best' 5.9.


Gretch looks to top out the crag!


This picture says it all. Sasquatch in full effect, the beer was free!


Laura bearing down on a mean start to a 5.11b.


Fluffy